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Sept 9, 2007 11:00:07 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Sept 9, 2007 11:00:07 GMT -5
afs you're a sexist pig. Why are all men such jerks?? ;D Scientists say it ocmes from the left teste. What? It's true. Want the truth? I'll tell you now, though it's going to hurt. Men are jerks because that's what women like. They're attracted to jerkness because they think it means the guy will protect and stand up for them. Which, while it may be true, later on in life he's also going to punch his wife around the kitchen sometimes when the apple pie doesn't taste just right. Meanwhile, the non-jerks are mostly ignored because women perceive them as someone who wouldn't/couldn't protect them. Or something like that. But, usually, women still keep the non-jerks around to be "just friends" with. This is, nearly always, highly, highly evil. While having a real relationship with a jerk, they then turn to the non-jerk friends they have for support, calling them at 2 AM crying, for example. Due to the fact that the non-jerk actually cares, he will listen for the hour or two, but will nonetheless be taken for granted. The non-jerk gets absolutely nowhere by being "just friends" with any woman, and it's basically just abuse. This can be enough to turn a non-jerk into a jerk. That's pretty much all there is to it.
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Sept 9, 2007 15:00:02 GMT -5
Post by afs on Sept 9, 2007 15:00:02 GMT -5
afs you're a sexist pig. Why are all men such jerks?? If this was said in humor (it is harder to tell than I thought) I'll take it like it wasn't. I'm a sexist, and all men are jerks. Anybody? I am a sexist. I make no claims to the contrary. If that was in humor, then it was kind of funny. But it was funnier if it wasn't. comes from the left teste Call me immature. I don't shit, that's funny.
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Sept 9, 2007 20:51:33 GMT -5
Post by dangerjane on Sept 9, 2007 20:51:33 GMT -5
I read a scientific article about women not exaggerating their pain. Women are genetically programmed to keep quiet because in caveman days, a whiner would just get smacked on the head, or, like, killed. Doesn't mean you can't affect your epigenome (what genes are actually put into production) through years of training.
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Sept 9, 2007 21:36:24 GMT -5
Post by DamaNegra on Sept 9, 2007 21:36:24 GMT -5
afs you're a sexist pig. Why are all men such jerks?? If this was said in humor (it is harder to tell than I thought) I'll take it like it wasn't. I'm a sexist, and all men are jerks. Anybody? I am a sexist. I make no claims to the contrary. If that was in humor, then it was kind of funny. But it was funnier if it wasn't. Yes, it was a joke I thought the smilie and the irony of calling ALL men jerks after accusing you of sexism would be enough ;D I need to work harder on my stand-up routine. And kamikaze, I've known women who are like that. I'm guilty of having done that once. I finally came to my senses, sent the jerk off packing and am now dating a 'nice guy'. Now that I think of it, if I ever do it again someone please shoot me.
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Sept 9, 2007 21:53:12 GMT -5
Post by tsukiryoko on Sept 9, 2007 21:53:12 GMT -5
Scientists say it ocmes from the left teste. What? It's true. Want the truth? I'll tell you now, though it's going to hurt. Men are jerks because that's what women like. They're attracted to jerkness because they think it means the guy will protect and stand up for them. Which, while it may be true, later on in life he's also going to punch his wife around the kitchen sometimes when the apple pie doesn't taste just right. Meanwhile, the non-jerks are mostly ignored because women perceive them as someone who wouldn't/couldn't protect them. Or something like that. But, usually, women still keep the non-jerks around to be "just friends" with. This is, nearly always, highly, highly evil. While having a real relationship with a jerk, they then turn to the non-jerk friends they have for support, calling them at 2 AM crying, for example. Due to the fact that the non-jerk actually cares, he will listen for the hour or two, but will nonetheless be taken for granted. The non-jerk gets absolutely nowhere by being "just friends" with any woman, and it's basically just abuse. This can be enough to turn a non-jerk into a jerk. That's pretty much all there is to it. So, according to your theory, I dated that paraplegic because I thought he'd be able to protect me? I'm sure that most of the world doesn't run on such primal standards. Today, more than ever I believe, values are based on the ability of the mind as opposed to the dominance and supportive ability of someone (not going into body types today). Most of the people I've dated are polar opposites what some would call jerks, and I was generally the tougher out of the two. Of all the men and women I've dated, I was usually the one who got caught in a rumble if something happened (I live in a "bad" part of town), and I was the labeled "protector", even though I don't like to think of it in those terms. Stereotypes such as these are just that- stereotypes. They're an extreme perception on a situation, and therefore, rarely accurate.
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Sept 9, 2007 21:54:22 GMT -5
Post by tsukiryoko on Sept 9, 2007 21:54:22 GMT -5
I'm sorry to hear this.
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Sept 10, 2007 8:58:15 GMT -5
Post by afs on Sept 10, 2007 8:58:15 GMT -5
It's a saying I've had for a while and am now trying to popularize. Ever heard "Are you shitting me" or "I shit you not"? Well, "I don't shit." It's the next inevitable phase.
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Sept 10, 2007 9:07:45 GMT -5
Post by afs on Sept 10, 2007 9:07:45 GMT -5
If this was said in humor (it is harder to tell than I thought) I'll take it like it wasn't. I'm a sexist, and all men are jerks. Anybody? I am a sexist. I make no claims to the contrary. If that was in humor, then it was kind of funny. But it was funnier if it wasn't. Yes, it was a joke I thought the smilie and the irony of calling ALL men jerks after accusing you of sexism would be enough ;D I need to work harder on my stand-up routine. Upon review, there is a smiley. But it was in a tricky spot... being one line down. You should edit that and mae it the size of my fist or something. Or at least put some flashing arrows around it. I mean, jeez, what the hell's your problem? And to this whole Kami- Women want jerks thing, I think I can shit (it's universal, I'm telling you)- If anyone listens to the show Love Line, with Dr. Drew, he has said several times that women will be attracted to men who remind them of their father. If you know a girl who's with a total asshole, chances are her father was a total asshole. It's actually very interesting to see how accurate that it. So, maybe that plays a part in this theory of yours. Men are dicks, because that's what women want, then those dicks have kids, raise those kids, which means the female population is raised by dicks. Then they go after those same dicks. I didn't try to use a double entandre, it just came out that way.
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Sept 10, 2007 12:58:24 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Sept 10, 2007 12:58:24 GMT -5
Want the truth? I'll tell you now, though it's going to hurt. Men are jerks because that's what women like. They're attracted to jerkness because they think it means the guy will protect and stand up for them. Which, while it may be true, later on in life he's also going to punch his wife around the kitchen sometimes when the apple pie doesn't taste just right. Meanwhile, the non-jerks are mostly ignored because women perceive them as someone who wouldn't/couldn't protect them. Or something like that. But, usually, women still keep the non-jerks around to be "just friends" with. This is, nearly always, highly, highly evil. While having a real relationship with a jerk, they then turn to the non-jerk friends they have for support, calling them at 2 AM crying, for example. Due to the fact that the non-jerk actually cares, he will listen for the hour or two, but will nonetheless be taken for granted. The non-jerk gets absolutely nowhere by being "just friends" with any woman, and it's basically just abuse. This can be enough to turn a non-jerk into a jerk. That's pretty much all there is to it. So, according to your theory, I dated that paraplegic because I thought he'd be able to protect me? I'm sure that most of the world doesn't run on such primal standards. Today, more than ever I believe, values are based on the ability of the mind as opposed to the dominance and supportive ability of someone (not going into body types today). Most of the people I've dated are polar opposites what some would call jerks, and I was generally the tougher out of the two. Of all the men and women I've dated, I was usually the one who got caught in a rumble if something happened (I live in a "bad" part of town), and I was the labeled "protector", even though I don't like to think of it in those terms. Stereotypes such as these are just that- stereotypes. They're an extreme perception on a situation, and therefore, rarely accurate. Some women. A lot. Not all. There are, of course, always exceptions. I'm honsestly glad to know some of you are among them.
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Sept 10, 2007 13:13:00 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Sept 10, 2007 13:13:00 GMT -5
And to this whole Kami- Women want jerks thing, I think I can shit (it's universal, I'm telling you)- I'm already on board with this "I shit you" and "I shit you not" stuff. I've heard that. I've also heard it works in the other direction too, so men go for women like their mothers. Personally, if I ever find myself married to a clone of my mother I will shoot my brains out. Not even close to mine. www.nomoremrniceguy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7571And, if you wanted to know, I did buy that guy's book for some amount of money less than ten dollars. There's another website out there about something called "The Ladder Theory" which calls women "bitches" and such. I think there is a fair deal to be learned from the site if you can get passed the namecalling of a fat loser of a guy who nonetheless knows how to make accurate graphs and observations. I'm kind of suspicious of this. I can't think of any relationships which fit the mold. But then again, I don't have a wide range of pairs to observe with.
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Sept 10, 2007 17:48:55 GMT -5
Post by tsukiryoko on Sept 10, 2007 17:48:55 GMT -5
It's a saying I've had for a while and am now trying to popularize. Ever heard "Are you shitting me" or "I shit you not"? Well, "I don't shit." It's the next inevitable phase. Kind of like my, "That's hogwash!" outspurts... Actually, I do use, "Are you shitting me?" quite often. But my favorite curses have to be the more colorful ones that burn the ears to hear. Like- ....Never mind.
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Sept 10, 2007 18:07:40 GMT -5
Post by afs on Sept 10, 2007 18:07:40 GMT -5
You didn't coin "hogwash". You didn't even make it popular.
Check out Houdini. He devoted half of the last of his life to ridding the world of "hogwash". The show Bullshit! with Penn and Teller was originally going to be called Hogwash, as a tribute to Houdini. I don't shit.
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Sept 10, 2007 19:12:38 GMT -5
Post by DamaNegra on Sept 10, 2007 19:12:38 GMT -5
If anyone listens to the show Love Line, with Dr. Drew, he has said several times that women will be attracted to men who remind them of their father. If you know a girl who's with a total asshole, chances are her father was a total asshole. It's actually very interesting to see how accurate that it. So, maybe that plays a part in this theory of yours. Men are dicks, because that's what women want, then those dicks have kids, raise those kids, which means the female population is raised by dicks. Then they go after those same dicks. I didn't try to use a double entandre, it just came out that way. I've no idea who the hell Dr. Drew is, but I can vouch for the accuracy of this theory. Simple observation is all that's needed. I've dated guys exactly like my dad twice. The good side is that I love my dad and he's a wonderful person. So all's good. But I do know girls with jerks for fathers that have dated and will date jerks all their lives. And the fact that my ex-bf's mother was a hysteric bitch means that, according to that theory, I'm a hysteric bitch. That's... nice to know (Tsuki you are FORBIDDEN from commenting on this!! )
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Sept 10, 2007 22:27:40 GMT -5
Post by afs on Sept 10, 2007 22:27:40 GMT -5
Dr. Drew is a Board certified physician, addiction/medicine specialist.
And a man of passion.
Love line. Every day (but Saturday or Sunday) at 10 PM. Check your local listings. Around here it's on 105.7 The Point.
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Oct 12, 2007 10:40:31 GMT -5
Post by kcsifi on Oct 12, 2007 10:40:31 GMT -5
Scientists say it ocmes from the left teste. What? It's true. lol. I will support research experiments to moniter altered levels of jerkiness in males with the removal of the left teste at various periods during the life cycle. Away from shitting for a moment and back to cramps, lets not leave out the increased period pain with ovarian cysts. A problem increasing among women at the previously drastic levels of breast cancer. Ovarian cysts increase the pain...significantly. It's great when they burst and you have to excuse yourself to fall on the floor and alternately writhe or curl up in a ball...unexpectedly, since they also make your periods irregular. I'm not complaining, just saying this adds another dimension to the pain. There are some positives to having your period though, it gets rid of all the toxins in your blood stream every month. That's why Native Americans view women as 'more pure' than men. They believe this also makes women closer to God and hey, I'll take it.
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