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Jul 28, 2007 23:11:20 GMT -5
Post by dangerjane on Jul 28, 2007 23:11:20 GMT -5
they suck
Don't you just hate it when you wake up pretty happy, hop in the shower, and five minutes later are ready to puke because your uterus is on revolt?
I mean dammit it's terrible.
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Jul 28, 2007 23:14:52 GMT -5
Post by afs on Jul 28, 2007 23:14:52 GMT -5
...Yeah, that does bother me, oddly enough.
No, seriously, though, I can't relate.
But what about when you sit down too fast and you get that sharp pain right up you butt? What the hell is that?
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cramps
Jul 28, 2007 23:20:58 GMT -5
Post by dangerjane on Jul 28, 2007 23:20:58 GMT -5
breaking your tailbone?
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Jul 28, 2007 23:31:04 GMT -5
Post by afs on Jul 28, 2007 23:31:04 GMT -5
Not unles it slips...
No, that's not it.
Have you tried losing the uterus? That sems like it would solve the problem.
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Jul 28, 2007 23:42:44 GMT -5
Post by dangerjane on Jul 28, 2007 23:42:44 GMT -5
it causes others, for instance absolute barrenness. Which well...it's depressing.
Also you get phantom cramps anyway. So it's even worse.
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Jul 29, 2007 0:10:23 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Jul 29, 2007 0:10:23 GMT -5
But what about when you sit down too fast and you get that sharp pain right up you butt? What the hell is that? I have no idea what you're talking about. You might see a doctor about it. However, while we're discussing weird biological inconveniences, what's with all the mucus? And sweat? And blood? I could do without it. Actually, probably not. But I'd like to do without it.
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Aug 1, 2007 0:42:37 GMT -5
Post by michelle on Aug 1, 2007 0:42:37 GMT -5
duddde what is it with the cramps just coming on and me seeing this post- it was like destiny
a really terrible destiny
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Aug 2, 2007 18:31:50 GMT -5
Post by reenkam on Aug 2, 2007 18:31:50 GMT -5
maye you should get pregnant...then the cramps would be gone....
of course, the other problems come with that. but the cramps vanish!
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Aug 2, 2007 19:29:16 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Aug 2, 2007 19:29:16 GMT -5
Hey I got an idea!
Oh, wait. Nevermind. I forgot about child support.
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Aug 2, 2007 23:09:58 GMT -5
Post by michelle on Aug 2, 2007 23:09:58 GMT -5
you insensitive men!
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Aug 4, 2007 17:53:25 GMT -5
Post by eliflauta on Aug 4, 2007 17:53:25 GMT -5
btw, mucus is dead cells from your immune system. It's a conglomeration (such a perfect word for the topic, eh?) of dead white blood cells. Whenever you sneeze and see the little buggers/boogers, make sure to say a little prayer for them. Don't pick your nose. It defiles their grave site, and they might turn on you. REVOLUTION OF THE T CELLS! ...cramps suck. *shrug* live with it. Mine aren't as bad as running without stretching first, so whatevs. :-P
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Aug 4, 2007 19:36:13 GMT -5
Post by kamikaze189 on Aug 4, 2007 19:36:13 GMT -5
I'll never make light of a situation with the use of a joke ever again. (Just joking!)
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Aug 4, 2007 19:49:28 GMT -5
Post by afs on Aug 4, 2007 19:49:28 GMT -5
Hey I got an idea! Oh, wait. Nevermind. I forgot about child support. Didn't seem to effect my dad's lifestyle. Ohhhh.... burn on my... illegitimacy... That's right, baby! No one's safe around me... or my dad, apparently.
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reenkam
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Aug 4, 2007 21:36:49 GMT -5
Post by reenkam on Aug 4, 2007 21:36:49 GMT -5
Hey I got an idea! Oh, wait. Nevermind. I forgot about child support. Didn't seem to effect my dad's lifestyle. Ohhhh.... burn on my... illegitimacy... That's right, baby! No one's safe around me... or my dad, apparently. Wow, in that case it's quiet possible that we're related
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Aug 4, 2007 22:02:14 GMT -5
Post by afs on Aug 4, 2007 22:02:14 GMT -5
There was a joke on the show Titus, where Christopher Titus is in a room with a group of people, talking about his problems to his father, the very promiscuous Ken Titus, and Christopher says, "Well, none of these people have you for a father." Wherein Ken shoots back, "Don't be so sure."
The most relevant thing I can think of.
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